I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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