my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
there is puke in my bra ... again
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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