like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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