respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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