It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
i think i just lost a toe
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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