The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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