This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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