then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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