Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
