Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
There r osticjed everywhere
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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