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Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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