it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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