Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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