how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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