that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Randomize
