ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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