Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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