Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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