Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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