How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
