My nipple is on Facebook.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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