I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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