just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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