After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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