Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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