Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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