On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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