everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You may now shotgun with the bride
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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