Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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