but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
