I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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