Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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