Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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