She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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