windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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