so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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