Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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