This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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