apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He had one of those small greek statue penises
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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