I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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