party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
