Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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