The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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