Nicole vs. Life
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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