ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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