Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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