ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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