so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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