i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just found puke in my bra..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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