Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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