dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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