Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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