do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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