he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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